After almost 6 years in the entertainment industry, the time has come for the curtains to close on Gay Chou's illustrious career. Though it may seem abrupt and unexpected, the Signs are there for years already.
1. Perhaps the strongest sign that he has lost his balls. Zero nominations on his 6th attempt to win a Golden Melody Award. Said that he's already happy that his Mama's group is nominated, but most probably he's just consoling himself.
2. Blatant copying and stealing of works by Alexander Wang Lee Hom, David Tao Ji Ji, Wayne Lin Jun Jie, Godfather Theme, Fort Minor, Maksim, I Not Stupid 2 Main Theme, Japanese Singers, Korean Singers, North-Korea Singers, Ninja Gaiden, Street Fighter's Chun-Li, Castlevania, Chinese Chess, Ping Pong Balls, Lion Dance Theme, Dragon Dance Theme, Frédéric François Chopin, Bruce Lee Xiao Long, Yeh Hui-Mei, Blizzard's Warcraft, Hitler, Khrushev, Stalin, Istanbul, Panasonic hamfones, Black singers, Jacky Wu, etc etc etc. Wow, it's pretty amazing that he isn't choked full of lawsuits, corright or not?
3. Break-up with Patty Hou. The every boy's dreamgirl. It was said that she broke off with him because he wasn't even nominated for any awards, which put stains on her high-class reputation. In other words, make her no face to face people.
4. Too ugly and not handsome. The obvious sign that it's already the end for him even before he begun. Too ugly to be talented. Too impossible. He makes a point that Taiwan singers are not just looks and zero substance, but ironically it went against him.
5. Mumbles too much. Speaks like there's a frog in his throat, sings like there's a frog in his throat. Failed to point out that that's the way RnB is sang. Blasted for his monk-like chants. Some even say they can understand Japanese and Korean but not his Mandarin and Hokkien mumbling.
6. The second coming is coming on 06/06/06. It is the day that Gay Chou will die and rise from the ashes with a new name and go behind the scenes to write songs for Hong JunYang and Sylvester Sim Xiang Long.
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