- Boys and girls, stop touching yourself at night
You get the pleasure but you don't create life so, oh noes!, it's useless.
- Stop watching your TV dramas
Fantasizing about Drama-ly love relationship are like wet dreams. They seemed real but they won't happen. See point 1. It's useless. You must watch Discovery Channel, Animal Planet, National Geographic, CNA, CNN, CNBC, BBC, News at 10, News at 9, News at 8, News at fill-in-any-number.
- Stop playing with the MSN
Getting to know someone thru the net is stupid. It's useless.
- Stop watching Movies
Movies are useless. They are loud and noisy only. And the love stories are out to cheat the young girls and boys. Go to the cinemas with your girlfriends/boyfriends and catch 'March Of The Penguins' instead! (Great documentary by the way, highly recommended by yours truly)
- Japan is a useless country
Oh noes! The whole country is mad about gaming! They are a useless bunch. They love Nintendo (and Playstation to some extent)! They love Mario, Princess Peach, Zelda and Donkey Kong. Citizens of any age DO play gameboys on the MRTs! Oh the gods they are childish and immature!
I can go on and on but that's too much for anyone to take.
Do you not sense some irony here? I was generalizing like mad! Some parts are exaggerated, but I'm just trying to get my point across.
Gaming becomes useless only when you sit your fat buttocks on that couch for 24 hours, 7 days. Moderation! It's all about moderation.
But people are saying it like you will go to hell if you play games. (Wow, I just had a great and weird sensation, like I've heard that part manywhere before.)
Gaming is just another form of entertainment. If it's useless, put down your poison sword and leave the Earth and become a Buddha. But to do that, first you have to become a monk. Entertainment is useless, right? Oh noes! I'm generalising again.
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