I used to think there was a kind of bird that, once born, would keep flying until death. The fact is that the bird hasn't gone anywhere. It was dead from the beginning.
Days Of Being Wild
Me, Myself, And I
Name : The One Age : 1988 Location : In My Living Room No More Height : Shorter Than You Weight : Heavier Than You Religion : Taoism, ?(Dào) Family : Divorced Parents, Younger Sister Birthplace : Mount Elizabeth Hometown : Geylang Lorong 34 Favourite Food : MeePok, KFC, Prawns and Pig Liver
Every year English teachers submit amusing analogies and metaphors found in actual high school essays. ((try reading them out loud))
1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.
3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.
5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.
6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
7. He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.
8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM.
9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.
10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.
11. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.
12. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.
13. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.
14. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
15. They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.
16. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
17. He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant and she was the East River.
18. Even in his last years, Grandpappy had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.
19. Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.
20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.
21. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.
22. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.
23. The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.
24. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools.
25. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.
26. Her eyes were like limpid pools, only they had forgotten to put in any pH cleanser.
27. She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs.
28. It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall.
A few weeks ago, I went to Gramophone. I decided to act sophisjsanknbascblaicated so I bought this wonderful (but expensive) album. Siempre me quedará (post title) is one of my favourites.
1. full name: Hiap Seng 2. name backwards: Seng Hiap 3. were you named after someone: Hiap Seng 4. meaning of name: Hiap Seng 5. nickname: Stupid (My ah ma call one) 6. screen name: No have 7. D.O.B: Top secret 8. place of birth: Mount Elizabeth (toppest level of the hospital) 9. nationality: Singaporean 10. current location: Marine Parade 11. star sign: Top secret 12. religion: See right panel 13. height: See right panel 14. weight: See right panel 15. shoe size: US 11 Must see the shoe pattern first. Sometimes 10. 16. hair colour: Dark colour 17. eye colour: Dark Colour 18. who do you look like: No have 19. innie or outtie: Smlj 20. leftie or rightie: Both hands must fully utilises for symmetrical body 21. les, straight, bi or others: Undetermined, puberty haven finish 22. best friends: no have 23. best friend you trust most: trust no one =( 24. favourite pals: no have 25. best friend of opposite sex: impossible 26. best buddies: no have 27. boyfriend or girlfriend: top secrets 28. crush: countless 29. parents: 2 30. worst enemy: kelekang zikry 31. favourite online guy: my msn spoilt. 32. favourite online girl: my msn spoilt 33. craziest friend: zhao yuan 34. advice friend: harvi tan. 36. person you cry with: myself. =( 37. any sisters: 1 38. any brothers: no 39. any pets: used to have turtles. 40. any disease: hair ku. (asthma) 41. pagers: Singtel Telecom 42. personal phone line: Taiwan Hamfone 43. cell phone: Taiwan Hamfone 45. pool or hot tub: Pool 46. a car: Not rich enough, must collect CPF money then got chance. 47. your personality: how I know 48. driving: i want to learn to drive Taxi and buses. 49. room: own room 50. whats missing: Life. 51. school: The best Polytechnic in Singapore 52. bed colour: like a chameleon. 53. relationship with parents: how I know. 54. believe in yourself: Yes I believe I'm unique and it's the inside that counts. 55. believe in love at first sight: i believe in lust at first sight 56. good listener: I got ears. 57. get along well with parents: how i know 58. save email conversations: full of junk 59. pray: I pray to guan yin ma and dua peh gong. 60. believe in reincarnation: sometimes i see my ah gong and ah mas flying around my house near the lightings. 61. make fun of people: don make me feel anymore guilty =( 62. like to talk on the phone: my talking very lousy 63. want to get married: and have a basketball team 64. like to drive: my father say drive manual is very fun. 65. motion sickness: don't know 66. eat stem of broccoli: my ah ma say it's good for my face 67. eat chicken with fork: i use hands like a barbarian. 68. dream in colour: depends 69. type with your fingers on home role: smlj 70. sleep with stuff animals: last time I got garfield and popeye the sailorman. 71. next to you: nothing 72. on the walls of your room: lots of chiobu and movies posters. 73. on your mousepad: no have 74. dream car: can't dream 75. dream date: go around the world together in 80 days. 76. dream honeymoon spot: Mars. 77. dream husband or wife: vietnamese/FT wife. 78. bedtime: see first. 79. under your bed: extra bed 80. single most important question: ??? 81. bad time of a day: sleeping 82. your worst fear: too many to be listed. =( 83. the weather is: not bad. 84. time: clock spoilt. 85. date: calender spoilt. 86.best trick did on someone: no have 87. theme song: *plays the x-files theme* 88. hardest thing about growing up: puberty. 89. funniest experience: alot. 90. scariest experience: climbing bukit timah hill. 91. silliest thing you have ever said: those were the days. 92. scariest thing while you are with your friends: scared they bully me. 93. worst feeling: can't sleep. 94. best feeling in the world: make love, not war
I got the DVD mainly because 1) there's Nicolas Cage, 2) there's the interesting title (and boxart).
The movie is mainly about life. Specifically about the the present American life, but I feel it generally applies to everyday life in any First-World-Country. The film is surprisingly pessimistic, dark, yet humourous, and unconventional for a supposed Hollywood movie.
Nicolas Cage is David Spritz, a Weather Man like those you see on those Newschannels, but he doesn't have a degree in Meteorology. Basically, he's an arsehole (in true Ranjit-Singh-Style) in the movie. He may be earning big money, but his life is really fucked up. His Father doesn't take him seriously, his marriage is in tatters, his children are straying, and even strangers throw fast-food at him for no apparent reason.
That was refreshing. I'm refreshed. I'm refreshing.
That was in the opening moments. It's funny that it's what the movie is - refreshing. The movie is honest, brutally honest, and negative. I'm really surprised anyone would allowed such a movie to be made. The movie is actually saying that Americans have no depth in life.
Here's another quote to the movie :
The hard thing to do and the right thing to do are usually the same thing.
How true. I can't believe I missed the movie in the theatres. It probably ran out of print before the trailer even ran. Anyway I wouldn't have make it then. The movie is rated M18 for a hilarious sex scene, and vulgarities. Still, it's a very good movie, except for a few flaws like unnecessary subplots, but it has become one of my favourites and I will definitely find the time to watch it again to have a good laugh.
周杰伦 明年想办演唱会 Gay Chou to kick off his concert next year
周董在节目中透露，自己最想做的事就是明年再开个人演唱会，只是还在苦思演唱会的创意，DJ小妤则大力建议周董可以学国标舞，搭配歌曲「迷迭香」的浪漫风情。想不到小妤无厘头的提议竟被周董称赞：「这个主意不错喔！」周董有心学舞，私底下也很勤奋练舞，在新歌「本草纲目」的MV中小试身手就颇获好评，证明他其实是有舞蹈细胞的，如果能挑战当下最流行的国标舞，绝对很酷。 Pres Chou further revealed that the thing he wants to concentrate on the most is to have another concert next year, but at the moment, he is still working hard on the creativity aspect of the concert. The DJ suggested heavily that Pres Chou can consider working on the Bossanova dance and coordinate with his song of the same genre, “Rosemary” (Mi Die Xiang). And surprisingly, the idea was praised by Pres Chou, who said, “This idea is not bad!” Pres Chou always like to dance, he also practices his dance moves privately. It can be proven that he does has dance cells in him in his new MV “A Herbalist Manual” where he showed off some slick dance steps.
Oozing with sexiness, good arrangement, groovy tune, and makes me tap my feet unknowingly.
燭火在燃燒 有某種情調 The burning candlelight gives this place a sort of (romantic) ambience 眼神失焦了幾秒 關於妳 的舞蹈 (My) eyes lost focus for a few seconds. Concerning your dance, 妳慵懶的扭動著腰 受不了 the way you nonchalantly sway your hips is something I can't take 妳隨風飄揚的笑 有迷迭香的味道 The wind carries your smile, its taste tainted with Rosemary 語帶薄荷味的撒嬌 對我發出戀愛的訊號 Your coquettish words with a hint of minty flavour, is sending out messages of love to me 妳幽雅的像一隻貓 動作輕盈的圍繞 Your elegance like a feline, surrounding me with your light prancing moves. 愛的甜味蔓延發酵 曖昧來得剛好＊ The sweetness of love spreads and brews, infatuation arrives just in time.
Got Miss Rini-look-alike. She very small-size, just like Miss Rini.
I find myself visiting it very often. Maybe to relieve the secondary school days. Miss Rini always give me A for my Art & Craft even if I drew crap. Don't know why.
Sorry no picture. My hamfone damn big. Cannot Solid-Snake-Style. =(
The Jekyll and Hyde Weather On those long road trips, the rain was very cute and alternative. The raining area was very small and one moment it's pouring, the next the sun was out.
The Chiobu Masseur No Thailand trip is complete without massage. This time, the masseur (spelling fail, should be masseuse) is a Myanmar chiobu, speaks Beijing-accent Mandarin, and has very good technique. She said my body is very big and tall. But she thought I'm only 15 years old. Maybe she needs to see the world. She kept teasing me about my height and made me very shy so I pretended to watch 9/11's anniversary on the TV.
Father's Thaicock Girlfriend Because of her, I got a King size bed of my own. Damn song man. I also got to watch Manutd beat Celtic on TV, thanks to Astro Malaysia. She also kept asking me if I got a Darling. I said no but she don't believe me. Maybe she thinks Singaporeans are simple people.
Photos Enjoy the peektures. If you don't like them, don't tell me okay.
