Great pictures, funny and sarcastic.

"Skirts getting shorter every year. I don't know how some of them walk up the stairs confidently. Unless they have very nice butt for others to see."

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Posted by TheLast at 12:55 PM

I've been tidying up the whole damn house for the past week or so.

(Chinese) New Year is coming so do expect some changes here and there.

Today is New Year's Eve. But I think I will be counting down as I clean the toilet.

Posted by TheLast at 9:43 AM

"A brilliant, world renowned professor was approached by a famous supermodel to get married to her and have children. She said they could create the world's most perfect offsprings with her looks and his brains. However, the professor asked her, what if they had his looks and her brains?"

ninkuboy

Posted by TheLast at 7:50 PM

周杰倫《逆鱗》-8℃耍酷
Jay films "Against the Grain" MV in New York at a temperature of -8℃

周杰倫（周董）一向以發揚華人的音樂成就為榮，新專輯一首中國風濃郁的歌《逆鱗》，他特地與第一代「南拳媽媽」，和導演鄺盛直奔紐約近郊冒著攝氏零下八度低溫拍攝，突顯華人在美國生活也不容受欺負。他笑說：「『逆鱗』是指平時溫馴的龍一旦被人誤觸身上逆長的鱗片也會暴怒，象徵華人自尊不能輕易被踐踏！」

Jay is indeed a representative of Chinese people in musical talents. He, together with the "first generation" Nan Quan Mama and Director Kuang Sheng, went to New York to film the MV of his song, "Against the Grain", which has a great oriential taste. The Chinese are somehow discriminated in the USA and regarding this, Jay laughed as he said, "The song, 'Against the Grain', describes that no matter how a dragon is tamed, it will still get mad and angry when people accidentially touches its long and grainy scales. It symbolizes that it is not easy to bully a Chinese, now matter how the Chinese are discriminated."

去年底周董趁著到紐約開唱，特地將這首歌的場景也一併選在風景如畫的紐約。MV的故事內容由他構思，他刻意安排自己和老實的宇豪，詮釋兩個打工賺錢討生活的華人子弟，而彈頭卻和第一代南拳媽媽的成員Gary，扮起嬌生慣養的富家子弟，不但和黑人廝混攪和，最後更混入黑幫，當街逞兇鬥狠欺負起宇豪。

Jay held a concert in New York at the end of last year and using his time there, he filmed the MV. He chose a scenic place to match with the background of the song. Jay thought of the story of the MV and he himself and Yu Hao acted as Chinese labourers, working very hard to earn their living. As for Dan Tou and Gary, they acted as rich teenagers who were pampered since childhood. They mixed with the Blacks and eventually became gangsters and in the MV, they were to bully Yu Hao on the street.

Source: jaycn
Translated by: spax jay-chou.net

Posted by TheLast at 5:22 PM

OVERVIEW: While it's always been just about impossible to keep you from expressing yourself, you've probably been a bit quieter over the past year. Perhaps you've even felt downright hesitant to say what you're thinking -- especially if you're not absolutely sure of the potential repercussions of your words. That's not a bad thing; it's the wisdom of experience and age, and the universe will be tossing a bit more of it your way throughout 2006. If your friends continue to scratch their heads and ask what's wrong, reassure them with the very thing they've come to expect from you: interesting, chatty evenings over at your place, complete with the whole gang. You may be thinking more seriously lately, but that doesn't mean you can't indulge in some fun!

Speaking of serious thoughts, though, the period from early January through the beginning of March may demand some very careful consideration of joint finances -- that goes for both investments and any shared resources. If you're not happy with the way someone is handling a credit card that you're responsible for, if you're asked to cosign a loan and the thought just doesn't sit well with you, or if taxes have been a problem, this is definitely the time to resolve the situation, once and for all. And don't be shy about taking back that plastic! Remember, if your name is on the contract, you're responsible. Think of the future, and not lightly. This also wouldn't be a bad time to put a few pennies aside for a rainy day.

You may need to make some serious decisions in the romance department over the course of 2006. Changes to a friendship in April may get that show on the road -- but if you're thinking of turning this relationship romantic, be very sure that you can go back to being friends if it doesn't work out. Oh, and don't ignore a family member's efforts to introduce you to someone they think would be 'just perfect' for you -- no matter what happened last time. They could actually be right.

Read your Gei Kiang Predictions here.

Posted by TheLast at 12:22 AM

Just now Betty asked me do Survey.



Then after that I kajiao her. In the afternoon, her sister was also kajiao-ed by me.

Don't know why nowadays put exclamation mark must chut so many pink patterns one.

Posted by TheLast at 11:46 PM

I suddenly realise, that whatever happens, it happens for no reason. As Betty once said, God works in mysterious ways.

While watching my Manchester United whack W.B.A last night, I got rejected twice.

Then today, while I'm exercising my breasts, Wai Kit called me out of a sudden.

He asked me to watch movie with him. He wanted to watch Narnia, but I said no.

Wallace & Gromit and The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit is the one movie I want to watch. Henry came along too.

God really works in mysterious ways.

I never even pray but yet He answered my prayers.

What suprised me even more is that they agreed to watch W&G. I thought they might think that such shows are childish and 'un-mature'. But I was wrong. I was happy to be wrong.



I'm sure they enjoyed the movie as much as I do. Last time I used to attend courses at The British Council (which was crap and expensive by the way). The teachers there like to show series of W&G to the class. Those were only meant for the small-screen, but this time a part of series was released on the Silver-screen.



There's a short film before the actual movie starts. It's about the Penguins from Madagascar and it is simply amusing. Check out the Machine-gun scene.

As for the film, all I can say is it's funny and stupid. Stupid in a funny way. The movie isn't serious at all and the plot is so whacky and lame. I really like the references to King Kong at the end of the film. And Henry mentioned that some of the scenes from the movie resembles that of a Vegetables advertisement. The movie also contain a hidden message : Never mess with Nature.

I urge you to watch this movie. Forget Narnia. There's no better movie to end off 2005. Your money will be well-spent.

After the hilarious movie, we went to Pavilion to play pool. As usual, I was so serious when it comes to playing pool that I keep missing.







Wai Kit went to his Grandfather's house. So Henry and I ghey-ed around and had dinner. We talked about Soccer, nothing else.

Then I went home.

Posted by TheLast at 10:35 PM

1. Got study a bit
2. Growing taller a bit
3. Gaining a bit of working experience
4. Earning a bit of my own moola
5. Dream Old Levels result
6. Nintendo DS
7. Posing with Fake King Kong
8. No more slouching

It is an absolute understatement,
To say that it has been an excellent year for me.
People seems to be more afraid of me,
Have more respect for me.
Still there are a few Einsteins here and there,
Who thinks that I'm Dayang,
Who only knows Mei Ren Yu.
They are however only the young Einstein,
Who was retarded and slow in everything.

In the past since young,
I was always disturbed by strangers for no reason.
But now (the present),
It's all gone so suddenly.
I can see it in their fragile eyes.
They want to but something stops them.
They always pull out at the last minute.
Where are the balls of steel you used to have?
Fear not I will tell you where,
But I bet you don't even have the balls to find it back.

You can't make me a crybaby anymore,
Unless you are my Father.
I'm much stronger than you think I am.
Please do not say that I'm proud if you don't see me smiling.
Because if that's the case,
Anyone with moustache is your Father.

You can't make me feel inferior anymore,
Unless you are my Father.
I'm much stronger than you think I am.
So stop sapping my confidence just because you don't have it.
Because if that is why,
Then you should watch X-files to make yourself believe.

Kelengkang Zikry saw me in school.
He said Hello to me,
And gave me a high-five.
I reciprocate but actually,
I wanted to give him the middle-high.
Why didn't he said Crybaby instead,
Miss that word I really mens.

And where are the gheys,
that called me ghey.
Little, skinny and chestless gheys.
I can't seem to find you mens.
I had a really hard time,
Bending my head down to look around.
And when I finally did,
You had a really hard time,
Tilting your head up high to look at me.

And finally my Friends tell me,
I'm the master of the sea.
As I pass through the crowd,
I'm through just like that.
My Friends can follow with ease.
Can you do that ask yourself.
You don't have the skills,
You can't even enter it.
Sorry to say but you can't put me down already.
No matter how you try,
I'm always going to be better than you.

I will never stop.
You take one step,
I will take three steps.
You can never be ahead of me.
Too bad too sad you have to accept it.
Just stop lying to yourself,
Just tell yourself that you want to believe.
Because the truth is out there.

By yours truly

I hope you had a good year too.

Enjoy the last days of 2005 to the fullest and prepare for the New Year ahead!!!

Posted by TheLast at 3:00 PM

First of all a very huge thanks to all those who came.

Melissa, Ragboy, Zulhelmy, Simon, Vanessa, Pin Chen, Zhen Hao, Wei Ling, Yu Wen, Wei Ping, Wai Kit, Henry, Ramadhan, Elizabeth, Mark, Jaren, Sim Zhao Yuan, Jie Yi and whoever I have missed out.

Thanks for making Christmas Eve a really nice and happy day for me.



Preparing the all-important Log Cake





Singing the Birthday Song















Thanks to Pinchen for taking a peekture of my birthmark.



Yours truly giving out the Ferrari Chocolate he bought.









Light Bulb Man's truck.















What a wonderful picture.









Exchanging of Christmas Gifts.





Serious peekture.



We went home at about 12.30 am. So we missed the MRT. Ragboy and I took the taxi, and it cost SGD $15.

Posted by TheLast at 6:58 AM

The time has come for some rebondings session with my Father.

Later, I will be going to Kbox with him.

He's going to sing his Hokkien GuaS, and I'm going to sing my Gay Chou songs. Though he hates Gay Chou, he likes a song of his.

谁在用琵琶弹奏
shui zai yong pi pa tan zou
Who is using the pipa to play

一曲东风破
yi qu dong feng po
A song called “East Wind Breaks”?

岁月再墙上剥落
sui yue zai qiang shang bo luo
The years are peeling off the walls

看见小时候
kan jian xiao shi hou
And I see my childhood

犹记得那年我们都还很年幼
you ji de na nian wo men dou hai hen nian you
Remember that year we were still just children

而如今琴声幽幽
er ru jing qin sheng you you
But now, the sound of the zither is haunting

我的等候你没听过
wo de deng hou ni mei ting guo
And you never even heard about my waiting for you

谁再用琵琶弹奏
shui zai yong pi pa tan zou
Who is using the pipa to play

一曲东风破
yi qu dong feng po
A song called “East Wind Breaks”?

枫叶将故事染色
feng ye jiang gu shi ran se
Leaves of the maple dye colour into the story

结局我看透
jie ju wo kan tou
I can see through to the ending

篱笆外的古道我牵着你走过
li ba wai de gu dao wo qian zhe ni zou guo
I once held your hand walking that road outside the bamboo fence

荒烟漫草的年头
huang yan mang cao de nian tou
In this time of desolation

就连分手都很沉默
jiu lian fen shou dou hen cheng mo
Even parting is soundless

The lyrics are sibeh the swee rights. Once again, I hope everyone has a nice and happy Christmas.

If you didn't receive any presents, there's always next year. You must learn to believe.

Posted by TheLast at 11:31 AM

So just 1 picture for now.

Posted by TheLast at 1:34 AM

Yesterday, PinChen and RagBoy said that they want to pull me to salon and rebond my hair.

Sorry to say but if you cannot make it, means you cannot make it. There's nothing you can do to change it.

Then PinChen told me Jay Chou also rebond.



Jay Chou is different. People got talent, so that makes him got that extra something.

So normally, if someone hates Gay Chou, it's because he cannot believe someone so ordinary-looking has so many fans. That someone cannot accept reality. That someone feels very sad and useless. That's why.

I'm sorry if I'm too straight to the point. If you feel angry or bway song after reading it, that means you also cannot accept reality.

Then yesterday I finally understand how Zhao Yuan feels mens.

PinChen and RagBoy kept taking pictures of me until I want to be a crybaby already mens.

They say they long time never see me already, that's why they want to take so many pictures. They also keep calling me a 'family boy', just because I know how to marinate Chicken.

Actually, to tell the truth I don't know one. I just anyhow one.

Pictures were stolen from Pin Chen's blog.









Finally, a very happy Christmas to everyone. Hope Santa Claus visits you in the middle of the night if you were a very good boy or girl for the past year or so. Hope you receive many many presents and gifts.

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Posted by TheLast at 9:00 AM

tat day saw this kok meridian jc stulent wearling oakleys sunnies.....

thens everlitime, got bus approaching busstops, he will take off him sunnies, and wear specs.......then take off specs and put on sunnies.......

thens i discober, that KOKSTER short sighted, but wanna be a KOK and wear non-collective sunnies.........so eberytime gots bus comes, he cants see the number, so he wears his specs....after which he will puts on his shiny new OALKEYS agains.


KOK enuff ??


Meridian JC stulents dem solidah

By JivBunny

The point of the story is not that Meridian JC students are cock.

The point is, cannot act cool don't act cool.

Posted by TheLast at 9:46 PM

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Just now went to my Ah Ma house to eat 汤圆 (Tang Yuan*). Because in Chinese Tradition, today is supposedly the start of Winter. So must also pray to Ancestor.

My Ah Ma told me she dreamt of my Ah Gong telling her that his clothes got lots of holes a few days ago. So my Ah Ma burnt some clothes for him, since she also has got to pray to my Ancestors. Clothes cannot anyhow burn one, must write the name of the receipent.



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Last time when I live with my Ah Ma at Geylang Lorong 34, my Ah Ma is a professional Babysitter. So, I live with a lot of babies when I was young. Sometimes, my Ah Ma can handle up to 4 babies in a day. Of course, I learnt how to take care of babies.

But now that I've grown up, all my Childhood memories is gone mens. I love to play with babies. They are nice to disturb and bully. Nice to carry also. My Ah Ma is still taking care of 1 baby.





Nowadays, babies also so lucky. Last time I where got such toy to play with one. Last time only play with bolster with Mickey Mouse patterns on it.



*Tang Yuan - Sorry my dictionary spoil already. I don't know what is Tang Yuan in English.

Posted by TheLast at 9:03 PM